"Deirdre"

Roosters call her DD but she doesn’t like it. Deirdre writes the fashion column in the Hatchburg Times. Don’t Even Think About It by del Fabro is her bible. She is a brand name shopper and she’s loyal. Her underwear (black only) is Hanro, and Lejaby and Todd's handbags are her one extravagance. She does her own feathers and is a strict vegetarian. Once a week she meets Eloise for a coffee chip ice cream binge: one pint per chick.