"Kitty"

Kitty owns the Liver and Gizzard Bar and Grill. On Monday nights she features the Rolling Stones. Her favorite song is "You Can’t Always Get What You Want," but she always tries. She crosses the road for Absolutely Fabulous. She loves lipo, botox and vodka from the bottle (one slug per night). Some of her barflies think her bottle is filled with Evian but she’s not clucking. Every morning she meditates at the edge of Rosie’s cornfield. Her mantra is “surfaces.”