Monday, June 14, 2004
Henniway you look at it, Mr. George W. Bush went to a funeral and gave a eulogy. Henrietta said, “Leave Reagan’s funeral to the Reagans." She thinks Bush used Reagan’s funeral to feather his (W’s) nest. Hatchburgians smelled a fox in the coop.
Rosie had a few words to say about Ronald Reagan: “I am sorry for his suffering and for the loss to his family. That we can all relate to. However, his presidency is another matter." As she remembers it, Ronald Reagan ignored environmental and health costs in the pursuit of profit, was responsible for increasing the federal deficit and undermining civil rights. However, this week Hatchburgains lay to rest Ronald Reagan’s legacy of greed and focused on his struggle with Alzheimer’s disease.
In sympathy for all families coping with Alzheimers and other forms of dementia, Rosie donated all del Fabro carrot cake sales to Alzheimers's research.
Eloise made a ninety-day pledge to abstain from Halo Pub’s coffee chip ice cream. Inspired by the rescue of 900-pound Lawrence McConneghey, Eloise pronounced, "that could be me if I keep eating like this." She did not mention other flavors.
This week Juliet turned off her TV and went on a Phillip Seymour Hoffman binge. As she tells her clients, sometimes you have to indulge a fantasy. She watched The Talented Mr. Ripley again and rented Owning Mahowny. She gave five stars to Owning Mahowny and all the stars in the universe to Seymour. She loves his paunch and his dirty hair. She laid a dozen extra large in his honor.
Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 911 will be released on June 25. Henrietta plans an opening night bash. After the film, everyone in Hatchburg is invited to a More Moore party. Henrietta reserved Roger and Me, Bowling for Columbine and The Awful Truth. Henrietta predicts a cackling good time. All hens plan to lay extra large eggs in recognition of all the eggs laid by George Bush. After the film, Henrietta will offer an all corn buffet featuring del Fabros, semolina gnocchi, Eloise’s corn salad, corn sticks, caramel popcorn, chocolate covered ticks and a variety of other corny dishes. Rusty is in charge of the non alcoholic bar and Kitty will shake up an extra large batch of del Fabros and her newest drink made with red current couli and Campari. Send name suggestions for the new drink to mariadelfabro@verizon.net.
Rosie had a few words to say about Ronald Reagan: “I am sorry for his suffering and for the loss to his family. That we can all relate to. However, his presidency is another matter." As she remembers it, Ronald Reagan ignored environmental and health costs in the pursuit of profit, was responsible for increasing the federal deficit and undermining civil rights. However, this week Hatchburgains lay to rest Ronald Reagan’s legacy of greed and focused on his struggle with Alzheimer’s disease.
In sympathy for all families coping with Alzheimers and other forms of dementia, Rosie donated all del Fabro carrot cake sales to Alzheimers's research.
Eloise made a ninety-day pledge to abstain from Halo Pub’s coffee chip ice cream. Inspired by the rescue of 900-pound Lawrence McConneghey, Eloise pronounced, "that could be me if I keep eating like this." She did not mention other flavors.
This week Juliet turned off her TV and went on a Phillip Seymour Hoffman binge. As she tells her clients, sometimes you have to indulge a fantasy. She watched The Talented Mr. Ripley again and rented Owning Mahowny. She gave five stars to Owning Mahowny and all the stars in the universe to Seymour. She loves his paunch and his dirty hair. She laid a dozen extra large in his honor.
Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 911 will be released on June 25. Henrietta plans an opening night bash. After the film, everyone in Hatchburg is invited to a More Moore party. Henrietta reserved Roger and Me, Bowling for Columbine and The Awful Truth. Henrietta predicts a cackling good time. All hens plan to lay extra large eggs in recognition of all the eggs laid by George Bush. After the film, Henrietta will offer an all corn buffet featuring del Fabros, semolina gnocchi, Eloise’s corn salad, corn sticks, caramel popcorn, chocolate covered ticks and a variety of other corny dishes. Rusty is in charge of the non alcoholic bar and Kitty will shake up an extra large batch of del Fabros and her newest drink made with red current couli and Campari. Send name suggestions for the new drink to mariadelfabro@verizon.net.
